Cathy Saunders

Cathy Saunders is a fictional character created by Garry Marsden and The Cynosure Collective, one of a number of transgendered starlets appearing on the Thames Comedy Hour. In common with Carla Maitland and Holly Taylor, she began her career as a "Page Three Girl" before moving onto more successful venues.

Biography
Accident-prone Cathy Saunders is constantly falling out of her clothes. Newly graduated from high school, she applies for a variety of different positions, but is ultimately fired from each due to her innate clumsiness. The mishaps are highly embarrassing, as she always finds herself stripped to her sheer lace panties in front of a large crowd. This leads to her being "discovered" by a talent scout for The Thames Comedy Hour, launching her career as a TV "dolly girl." Her best known appearances include:

Bus Stop: Cathy finds herself unwittingly disrobed while waiting for a bus, leaving her in nothing but her bra, knickers and stay-up stockings. Breathless with embarrassment, Cathy runs home in her underwear, drawing cheers and laughter from the usual suspects.

Taxi Stand: Cathy suffers yet another misadventure while waiting at a taxi stand. Flanked by two unbrella-weilding civil servants, Cathy's tartan skirt is raised above her waist as the 'gentlemen' try to hail a cab. The unexpected exposure of Cathy's pastel pink underpants results in the usual mayhem.

Fire Brigade: Cathy is in for a rude awakening when she leaves a pan on the hotplate while taking a shower. As smoke billows out the windows, nearby pedestrians call 911, alerting the fire-brigade and starting a panic. Emerging from the shower, Cathy assumes the worst and throws on her bra and panties, calling for help out the window. As most of the tenants are attractive young women, they all follow suite, thinking the entire terrace is on fire.

By the time the Fire Brigade arrives, half a dozen girls are crying for assistance from the upper floors, all of them clad in nothing but their underwear. The event is captured on film by a local news crew; the sight twelve beautiful girls in their lingerie is certain to make headlines.

A Visit From the Bill: Cathy Sanders is caught in her underwear when members of the local constabulary drop by to investigate complaints of a prowler in the vicinity. Clad only in her bra, panties and suspender stockings, Cathy spends close to five minutes answering the bobbies' questions, only to find that the prowler has already been "copped" outside her window.